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                    \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                        \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n                            1.50 \n                        \u003c\/td\u003e\n                                        \n                    \u003c\/tr\u003e\n               \n            \u003c\/tbody\u003e\n        \u003c\/table\u003e\n        Rough-cut, sun-worn days on the trail meet a cheeky, stubborn sense of humor. This classic crew tee wears like a barn-fresh favorite: slightly boxy, reliably strong, and printed with an old-west woodcut-style scene that reads “I don’t ride horses. I negotiate with mules.” Short sleeve artwork sits on the chest with a small matching motif on the sleeve — a quiet nod to mule riders, packers, ranch hands, and anyone who prefers grit over glamour. The fabric breathes in heat and keeps its shape after repeated washes. It settles into the shoulders without stretching thanks to shoulder tape and a ribbed collar, and the tear-away label keeps the neck itch-free. 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