Tote Bag — "I Don't Ride Horses, I Negotiate With Mules" Western Farmer Tote
13" × 13'' / Black
$20.63
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Carry a little frontier spirit wherever you go. This roomy tote features a bold, vintage-style black illustration of a rugged rider with a mule and the tongue-in-cheek line: “I don’t ride horses. I negotiate with mules.” The monochrome art pops on the clean white face, while the black handles echo the design for a cohesive look. It’s made from durable polyester with boxed corners and reinforced stitching so this bag moves with you — from the farmer’s market to a dusty trailhead. The tone is playful and practical: something a person who loves rural life, old-school ranch humor, or mule aficionados would reach for when they want to show personality without shouting. Use it for hauling books, groceries, or gear for a weekend around the barn; it’s tough enough for daily use and light enough to fold into a trunk or locker.
Product features
- Durable 100% polyester body (200 g/m²) — holds shape and dries quickly
- Reinforced double stitching on handles for extra strength
- Boxed corners for extra carrying room and structured shape
- Black inner stitching and handle options for coordinated styling
- Medium-weight construction with non-woven laminate interior and three size choices
Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.
Tote Bag — "I Don't Ride Horses, I Negotiate With Mules" Western Farmer Tote
$20.63
| 13" × 13'' | 16" × 16'' | 18" × 18'' | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Height, in | 13.00 | 16.00 | 18.00 |
| Length, in | 13.00 | 16.00 | 18.00 |
| Width, in | 3.00 | 3.00 | 3.00 |
| Handle length, in | 28.74 | 28.74 | 28.74 |
| Handle width, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Product features
- Durable 100% polyester body (200 g/m²) — holds shape and dries quickly
- Reinforced double stitching on handles for extra strength
- Boxed corners for extra carrying room and structured shape
- Black inner stitching and handle options for coordinated styling
- Medium-weight construction with non-woven laminate interior and three size choices
Care instructions
- Remove all items from the bag before cleaning. Suggested to pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with laundry detergent and clean the bag with terry washcloth or a soft bristle brush. Let the bag air dry.
Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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